I'm lost and stupid without you.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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