it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
