Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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