I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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