You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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