There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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