Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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