what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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