Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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