He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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