I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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