So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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