"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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