We're like a lot better than the average bears
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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