can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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