covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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