Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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