we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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whose ass print is on the piano?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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