The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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