i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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