I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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