girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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