i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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