My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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