I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My life is pants optional.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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