Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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