youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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