I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am mentally ready for anal.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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