It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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