No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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