My brain says no but my pants say off.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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