That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
