quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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