dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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