I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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