What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
MIDGETS
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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