If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My balls are so social today.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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