When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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