I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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