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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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