great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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