i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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