Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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