Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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