i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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