y did u give ur computer a hand job?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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