i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I understand Curling. That high.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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