Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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