we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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