quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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