yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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