I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
All the doctor said was why
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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