great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
