I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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