no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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