8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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