he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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